Falconer looking for a couple of unwanted longwings for a new abatement job.
Birds need to fly well enough to drone and fly the lure. Other than that, I’m not particularly picky. Birds with their heads on backwards, questionable attitudes, or a general dislike of humanity are all welcome.
The meaner, the better. I can work with nasty.
I’m even willing to consider birds with a few miles on them, provided they can still get off the perch without filing a workers’ comp claim.
Please, no one-eyed, 25-year-old, one-legged freeloaders whose primary contribution to the operation is eating food and judging me.
If you’ve got a bird sitting around collecting dust, retired from active duty, or simply making you question your life choices, let me know.
Cheap or free is preferred. I’m not above adopting someone else’s problem child.
Must have wings. Flying ability strongly preferred.
